Questions from my American Dad

Why 72 virgins?

Wed, 22 Apr 2026 12:00:00 +0000

Oh boy. This is an embarassing and hilarious one. Be forewarned this isn’t going to go where you think it might. But then again, where you think it might is kind of why we have this awkward misunderstanding to begin with.

To be completed.

Why can't you drink?

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 12:00:00 +0000

This is a funny one, because if we’re speaking stricly about whether or not I can drink, the answer is actually that I could if I wanted to. In fact, there’s a theological argument that would say I cannot drink wine, but harder spirits not made form grapes would be totally fine. This sounds ridiculous, and I personally disagree very strongly with that way of justifying drinking. But to understand why, we need to talk about the letter of the law versus the spirit (no pun intended) of the law.

To be completed.

The pickup truck is to haul stuff

Sun, 15 Feb 2026 12:00:00 +0000

“Isn’t there someone who hauls it for you?” — Me, mid-1998

To be completed.